User Profile

Me




(Me, as drawn by the lovely maaiker for HiH!)



That is as accurate as I can make myself. I'm a Libertarian, I like guns, I like coffee, and I especially like frowning. If it's true that you use more muscles to frown than you do to smile I'd say I have a hell of a strong face. I'm the girl who's spent her whole life hearing "Hey, smile" followed by some cheesy grin. Maybe it's why I like guns so much.

My life is really pretty simple. INTJ and Life Path 7. Agnostic. Compulsive. I'm the sales rep for Voodoo Brewery who enjoys movies, craft brews, writing and wondering where the hell my life is going. I'd really like to get a job with a wholesaler, but right now I'd just settle for something that pays. My favorite escapes are driving around by myself listening to loud music (damn gas prices) and writing (mostly fanfiction I never end up sharing). I love anything Harry Potter or Star Wars (original trilogy only, please). I'm insanely attracted to evil. My first crush was Darth Vader and nowadays I'm boning for the delicious Lucius Malfoy. My ships are mostly based in violence, but a few are logical. These include: Hermione/Lucius (OTP), Harry/Voldemort, Mulder/Scully, and Hornblower/Pellew. For my crossover love see the wonderful community I co-mod balehornblower. As much as I love Star Wars I don't really see any relationships as sexual but that might be because I started on Star Wars way before I entertained even the foggiest notions of sexuality. But I'll read anything. Oh, and like many others I adore icons, yet despite having this LJ for so long I'm utterly hopeless at making them.

Oh, and did I mention I'm brutally honest? Yeah, there's no filter on my mouth. Wait 'til you see me drunk.

SLYTHERIN { wear }

CANCER
June 21 - July 22)
The Crab. Cardinal, water, yin - planetary ruler: the Moon Keywords: "I FEEL"
Cancer is the fourth sign of the Zodiac and governs the breast and the stomach. Positive traits include loyalty, a love of home and family, the ability to express emotion, intensity, a great sense of humour, a sense of initiative, tenaciousness, a gift with finances, compassion, shrewdness, and intuition. Negative traits are self-indulgence, moodiness, clinging to other people, bossiness, emotional manipulation, and oversentimentality.
Potions, potions, and more potions. Any Slytherin born under a water sign will excel at potions, and the Cancer Slytherin is no exception. The leadership ability and the lofty dreams of Cancer will also be emphasized; as will loyalty (directed for the most part to one's House). Slytherins born under the sign of Cancer will be more hard-shelled and less sentimental than other Cancers, but don't be fooled by their bossy, efficient exteriors. On the inside they are soft and needy, and they learn from a young age to hide this well. Slytherins born under water signs have another thing in common with each other: keen insight into what makes other people tick. These Slytherins are good at manipulating other people's emotions, and good as well at quickly learning the hidden stories behind the otherwise inexplicable actions of acquaintances. They never forget a cut or a kindness, so it is best to stay on their good side unless you want an obsessive, vindictive enemy. (Taken from Harry Potter Astrology)

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